Not supicious, but merely Canadian.

I just wrote this with my iPod Touch!!!!!!!!!

The year is 2020. In New York City. The Royals of the Vampire world made an agreement with the Human's Government. They would assist and help in any way they could and stop killing them, in exchange for blood donations from hospitals or actual human donors. The werewolves revealed themselves a few months later to offer their allegiance to the humans to provide them with protection from any rogue vampires, as long as humans promised not to hunt them. It has been five years. It hasn't gone off perfectly, but most humans have grown to accept that Supernaturals are apart of their every day lives. Vampires and Werewolves are openly involved in markets and commerce. And there is an expanded open subculture of the socialization between humans and werewolves. The Red Hart Club is a Supernatural Bar, though Humans are allowed as guests to regular customers. It is owned by Benedikt, one of the Vampire Royals of New York State. All blood types are available served straight or mixed with anything from the full stock of liquor. The hours of operation are from sundown to three a.m. There is often life entertainment for customer's listening pleasure, with a dance floor surrounding the stage. On those nights there is a cover charge. Human minors are absolutely not allowed in the Club. The police will be called on anyone caught feeding on a humans on the premises. The Bartenders are friendly, and will always be there to show you a toothy smile. Premise Species Characters PBs Rules Application Wanted bloodbar;redhartclub;rhcooc

CANADA IS GOOOOOOOOOLDEN!!!

BEST OLYMPICS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who; Zacharias Smith, Jacob Summerby-Smith, Muggle Man, Dean Summerby-Smith, Ty Summerby-Smith, Muggle Man’s Children.
Where; A Muggle Park, Playground in London.
When; June 2009. 13 Months after Dean and Ty were born.
What; Zach narrative. Zach and Jacob took their sons out to the park for the day. Zach has an encounter with another father who is an ignorant git.
For; Feli
Why; A gift for her when she comes back. Because I miss her, and I am worried about her and her safety.
Rating; PG

( to show you, I love you )

My Reaction to the New Moon Trailer:

felicisimaa (10:54:57 AM): there's a new new moon trailer, i heard
felicisimaa (10:55:00 AM): from cori lol
Corbexx (10:55:08 AM): oh I heard that from karen
Corbexx (10:55:24 AM): like a few second teaser or something
felicisimaa (10:55:32 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz1LdiumFu4
Corbexx (10:57:14 AM): omg!
Corbexx (10:57:14 AM): xD
Corbexx (10:57:22 AM): I had to stop it because I know what's going to happen omg
Corbexx (10:57:34 AM): JASPER NOOOOOOOO
Corbexx (10:57:35 AM): xD
Corbexx (10:57:55 AM): D:
Corbexx (10:57:57 AM): omg
Corbexx (10:58:00 AM): he BROKE THE PIANO
Corbexx (10:58:08 AM): EDWARD YOU TRIED TO BREAK JASPER AND THE PIANO OMG
Corbexx (10:58:46 AM): OMG JACOB
Corbexx (10:58:48 AM): SHIRTLESS
Corbexx (10:58:50 AM): WOLVES
Corbexx (10:58:50 AM): OMG
Corbexx (10:59:01 AM): :O
Corbexx (10:59:03 AM): WOLF
Corbexx (10:59:04 AM): OMG
Corbexx (10:59:05 AM): OMG
Corbexx (10:59:08 AM): OMG FELI!!!!
Corbexx (10:59:08 AM): OMG
felicisimaa (10:59:30 AM): WHAT
Corbexx (10:59:33 AM): OMG
felicisimaa (10:59:33 AM): OMG
felicisimaa (10:59:36 AM): I GASPED
felicisimaa (10:59:39 AM): WITH JACOB
Corbexx (10:59:39 AM): WHY AM I ACTUALLY EXCITED FOR THIS
felicisimaa (10:59:41 AM): HE IS SO...
felicisimaa (10:59:46 AM): NOT SMALL AND ICKY NAO
Corbexx (10:59:47 AM): I AM EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE AGAIN
felicisimaa (10:59:49 AM): O_O
felicisimaa (10:59:52 AM): I AM SHOCKED
Corbexx (10:59:55 AM): OMG I KNOW!
Corbexx (11:00:24 AM): *need to breeeeeath*
felicisimaa (11:00:27 AM): XDDD
felicisimaa (11:00:30 AM): *hugs*
Corbexx (11:00:30 AM): OMG I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN
felicisimaa (11:00:32 AM): BREAAATTTHHHEEE
Corbexx (11:01:20 AM): oh I like esme's hair

WHY TWILIGHT! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO EXCITE ME AGAIN!!! YOU ARE PULLING ME BACK IIIIIN. But DAMNIT... their wolves... OMG! AND HIS COLOURING IS EXACTLY WHAT I PICTURED!!! I EVEN PHOTOSHOPPED IT IN MY PROFILE LIKE LAST YEAR!! Guh... need to go watch it again. I am NEVER going to get over that transformation... that just... omg makes my love for anything werewolf happy...

Okay this is pretty much for my own amusement, but I've put some of the main Harry Potter characters into what social status they would be in Jane Austen's time. I'm in the class so I was just considering where they would be xD! Most of this takes into consideration, actual income and taking pureblood/halfblood/muggleborn status into account. If you're looking at it and don't understand, just ask me about it I don't mind. And if you're wondering about any of the other characters... I'll think about it if you ask!

( Harry Potter Jane Austen )

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Yes I AM Pimping again!!!

Wanted: Mark Antony, Julius Caesar, Lysander, Helena, Demetrius, Benedick, Katherine, Orsino, Viola & MANY MORE!

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Okay, I think you should ALL read this, since I took the time to write this out and make it highly entertaining. I remembered yesterday about the absolute worst Harry Potter fan fiction I have ever read in my LIFE! And I actually sat there, and read the whole thing! And it was pointless, but the details just stuck to me like glue. So I wrote out the summary with additional commentary <3! Please I want to know your thoughts xD

WARNINGS:
Stupid Plot
Plot Holes
Describing Gore, which had NOT been warned in the real story
Mature Subject Matter, involving the Underaged

This is not the Worst Harry Potter Fan Fiction in the world. No, this is just a tribute!

( The Worst Harry Potter Fan Fiction ever written, summarized )

I've been working on since maybe September... it's a soundtrack to an Original Story I write with a friend. We actually had a ton of them, but this tends to stand out as one of my favorites, and I associated a lot of music with it, so I wanted to make the soundtrack. Dear god though it was tiring to come up with the final PBs. So I'm going to put that list up too for credit purposes, with their characters names. If anyone is interested in reading the story I'll put the y!gallery link here. Should just let you know, it's a love story between a teenage sniper and 35 year old hitman, in the 22nd century, it's shonen-ai and definitely not work safe. You have to have an account to read it. Link to Madge!

Edit: Apparently my Zip file violated the policy :P! Sorry!

I tried to mentally picture how to fold it... but yeah I have it both views so you don't have to try and stare at four of the pictures upside down.
( Both views of the Soundtrack Cover )

( List of Songs )

( Characters/PBs )

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( PB/Theme )

( Literature )

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